powder powder powder…

March 6th, 2007

<meta content="OpenOffice.org 2.1 (Linux)" name="GENERATOR" /><meta content="Phil Messenger" name="AUTHOR" /><meta content="20070306;16590800" name="CREATED" /><meta content="Phil Messenger" name="CHANGEDBY" /><meta content="20070306;18330400" name="CHANGED" /> <style type="text/css"> <!-- @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> </style></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Chong isn’t the only one enjoying fantastic Ski conditions. I’ve been in Val D’Isere for the last week and a bit and the snowfall has been phenomenal - last week saw something in the region of 120cm of new snow; though it was accompanied by bad visibility and high avalanche risk the on and off piste ‘boarding and Skiing has been generally excellent.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">The snowfalls have tapered off since Saturday and the pistes are nicely packed (off piste is mostly tracked out) providing the perfect conditions for some real power carves. Today was the first time I remembered to take my GPS onto the hill, and it revealed some interesting statistics. Max speed was 81km/h and total distance traveled was 50.6km. The distance traveled obviously includes time spent on the lifts, but some rough arithmetic shows that to be about 40km actually on piste.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Val D’Isere offers some fabulously varied terrain – the tree line is about 500M above the village, so there’s some nice forest trails to complement the usual high altitude desolation. There are a reasonable number of black runs and loads of reds, though I’ve noticed that the piste grading is somewhat random, erring towards under rating rather than over rating (I’ve used a few connecting runs which have been labeled as “green” when they should really be blue).</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">There really is something for everyone. If you’re looking for moguls, “Face” (famous black with a drop of almost 1km) and “Rocs” (a red at the top of the Tommeuses chair) offer some ridiculously rutted terrain. For cruising and carving, “Piste M” on Solaise and “Face/Double M” over in Tignes are superb.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">The lift system is extremely modern and completely “hands free” - an RFID pass stuck in your jacket pocket is all that’s required to get around. As a snowboarder I have a hate-hate relationship with drag lifts - I’m perfectly capable of using them (even the horror shows that can be found in parts of Eastern/Central Europe) but they’re tiring and I’d rather avoid them. There are a few drag lifts left in Val, but they’re mostly to be found on the glaciers and can be avoided without missing anything really special.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Val is part of Espace Killy - Tignes being the other part - and offers access to something in the region of 300km of pistes. Tignes is probably the ugliest ski resort I’ve ever seen and the terrain is far less varied (no trees for a start) but there’s a lot of it! It reminds me a bit of Passo Tonale, a high altitude Italian resort.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">This has definitely been my best ‘boarding trip so far. It’s not been without incident though – one of our party (Anias father) managed to injure himself on the first section of the first piste on the first day. He missed almost a week of skiing and was only able to start skiing again on Sunday. I managed to wreck my knee doing some off piste last week – a high speed impact with a hidden rock resulted in a nasty “crunch” noise. NSAID’s (eg. Ibuprofen) and an ingenious hinged knee brace have allowed me to continue abusing my board, but walking around is rather more painful than it should be…</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"> <p><a href="/images/pano-glacier.jpg"><img border="0" src="/images/pano-glacier-thumb.jpg" /></a><br /> Panorama from the top of the Funicular in Tignes</p> <p><a href="/images/cars.jpg"><img border="0" src="/images/cars-thumb.jpg" /></a><br /> Four hours snowfall… </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=51#respond" title="Comment on powder powder powder…">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-49"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=49" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to HUZZAH!">HUZZAH!</a></h2> <small>September 6th, 2006 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p><a href="http://www.gnome.org"><img border="0" align="middle" alt="best DE of them all" title="best DE of them all" src="/images/gnomelogo_1.png" /></a></p> <p>Better than British Rail… </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=49#respond" title="Comment on HUZZAH!">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-48"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=48" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to ack, my mind!">ack, my mind!</a></h2> <small>May 16th, 2006 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p><a target="_new" href="http://www.kolesqueeste.nl/images/lego_escher_copy.jpg">Click (SFW)</a> </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=48#respond" title="Comment on ack, my mind!">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-47"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=47" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Ustroń and Szczyrk">Ustroń and Szczyrk</a></h2> <small>May 7th, 2006 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>This is a bit belated, but I found a draft sitting in wordpress…</p> <p>The snow conditions in Central Europe have been phenomenal this year with record breaking falls in Slovakia and Slovenia. Normally the conditions in the Tatras are beginning to get a bit dodgy towards the middle of March; this year the skiing was still excellent at the beginning of April. Ania and I took advantage of this by snaffling some cheap tickets from Wizzair and heading to Poland on the 10th of March for a weekend of Skiing and boarding.</p> <p>On Saturday we drove with Anias parents to <a target="”_new”" href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/wp-admin/%E2%80%9Dhttp://www.ustron.pl/%E2%80%9D">Ustroń</a>, a Spa town nestled in the foothills of the Silesian Beskid mountains. The Skiing here is extremely limited, with a single 1.5km long Red run serviced by a two seater chair lift. It was very warm in the morning, resulting in rather slushy conditions. A cold front rolled in during the afternoon, sending temperatures plummeting. Ah! Suddenly we were cooking with gas as the piste froze up and my plank started behaving like a thoroughbred rather than a slightly drunk donkey. In all the day wasn’t too challenging but served as a decent warm-up for Sunday (it was also the first day that Anias dad fell over more often than I did)…</p> <p>On Sunday we fancied something rather more challenging so left Ruda Śląska a bit earlier and headed south east for <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/wp-admin/%E2%80%9Dhttp://www.gat.pl/65.php%E2%80%9D">Szczyrk</a>. This Ski area is one of the larger ones in Poland with the main area offering 11 pistes spread over two peaks. The lifts are typically annoying – the same kind of T-bars as found on Pilsko but with more sensible tracks (no %65+ lift sections here).</p> <p>There are several exciting reds – Golgota (Hala Pośrednia – Solisko), a straight no-nonsense FIS Red with no flat sections and an average incline of 29%, was challenging and highly entertaining. The only problem was with the location of the lift queue across the bottom of the piste – right in the path of Skiiers who had underestimated just how steep the piste was. We saw a couple of painful looking collisions between people queuing and people trying to stop.</p> <p>My favorite piste was Bieńkula, a FIS certified Black. The average incline is only 26%, but this is largely because the runout is flat; the main section is more than double that.</p> <p>The conditions were very, very icy. This lead to a significant amount of whining from the Skiiers and lots of whoops of joy from the lone snowboarder (me!). I’d taken the precaution of sharpening my edges and it really paid off – fast, tight carving turns were easy and I let the brakes off in a big way.</p> <p>I suffered a slight mishap halfway through the day when I leaned a bit too far into a turn and overbalanced. I ended up sitting on my arse sliding down the steepest part of Bieńkula. I managed to twist myself to the left and executed a neat recovery – it almost looked like I intended to do it all along. I don’t think the others were fooled though…</p> <p>In all it was an excellent way to end the season. My riding has improved immeasurably this year and I can’t wait for the next trip. This is going to be in July/August when we fly to Switzerland and Saas Fee for a bit of biking, hiking and summer Glacier skiing. After that it’ll be Christmas and New Year in Poland and Slovakia (Pilsko and Velka Raca look good right now) followed by two weeks in Austria in February.</p> <p><a href="/images/ustron.jpg" /></p> <div style="text-align: center"><a href="/images/ustron.jpg"><img border="0" src="/images/ustron-thumb.jpg" /></a></div> <p align="center"><em>Anias mum demonstrates her unique Ski Fashion while I freeze my buttocks off</em></p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=47#respond" title="Comment on Ustroń and Szczyrk">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-46"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=46" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Narty na Pilsku">Narty na Pilsku</a></h2> <small>March 9th, 2006 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p><meta content="OpenOffice.org 2.0 (Linux)" name="GENERATOR" /><meta content="20060309;22185400" name="CREATED" /><meta content="16010101;0" name="CHANGED" /> <style> <!-- @page { size: 21cm 29.7cm; margin: 2cm } P { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } --> </style></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">As is becoming traditional, Ania and I spent a week Skiing in the middle of February. This year we stayed in Poland (bringing my Sister along for the ride), making use of Ania’s grandfathers winter pad. Located in Koszarawa, this picturesque mountain house was the perfect place to recover from a hard days Skiing/Snowboarding.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Pilsko (Korbielow) is the nearest Skii area and we spent the week enjoying some deliciously varied conditions. Several meters of snow combined with very low temperatures resulted in packed, fast pistes. The Poles seem a bit laid back about piste grooming though – the resulting moguls can be like half buried VW Beatles! The only negative thing was the utterly archaic lift system. T-bars can be annoying enough at the best of times, but when they’re combined with 40%+ slopes and deeply rutted tracks they can induce severe feelings of rage. I managed to survive the entire holiday without having a lift related mishap though – no small achievement for a snowboarder.</p> <p align="center" style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><img align="middle" src="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/images/pilsko1.jpg" /></p> <div align="center"> <p align="center" style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><em>View down from Pilsko/Hala Miziowa</em></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> <div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/images/pilsko2.jpg" /></div> <p align="center" style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><em>There’s a reason why I’m sitting down in every still picture…</em></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> <p align="center" style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><img src="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/images/pilsko3.jpg" /></p> <p align="center" style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><em>…but I can stay up for action shots <img src='http://www.digitalcontortions.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </em></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Sadly the ski season is almost over, but we’ve still found time to fit one more trip in – a quick weekend this week in Poland (different resort) beckons, so I best go pack…</p> </div> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=46#respond" title="Comment on Narty na Pilsku">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-45"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=45" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to words fail me…">words fail me…</a></h2> <small>January 10th, 2006 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p><a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8689366181727845562" target="_new">click for the funny</a> </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=45#respond" title="Comment on words fail me…">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-42"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=42" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Szczęśliwy nowy rok od Polski! (Happy new year from Poland!)">Szczęśliwy nowy rok od Polski! (Happy new year from Poland!)</a></h2> <small>January 2nd, 2006 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>There’s almost a metre of snow outside, I have a cold beer in my hand with plenty more nearby - Anias parents have a conveniently cold stock in the basement. The only thing nagging at my mind is the thought of getting up at 3:30AM tomorrow to fly home. This is the second Christmas holiday in a row I’ve spent in Central Europe and it shows all the signs of becoming something of a tradition.</p> <p>This year Ania and I, together with some friends, drove from Poland to Slovakia for a week of Skiing and Snowboarding. We stayed in an apartment in Zuberec close to half a dozen different Ski centres. I’m used to fairly cheap Polish prices, but the cost of living in Slovakia is even lower. The cost per person for five nights was 1750 Crowns - about 30 quid. A meal and a couple of beers was around 100 crowns per person - about £1.80. The biggest cost was ski passes at around 450 crowns per person for half a day - still cheap when compared to Italian or French resort prices.</p> <p>I bought a new snowboard for this trip and it preformed extremely well. It’s lighter and more responsive than my old deck and less prone to catching an edge. I spent the first day getting my bindings setup correctly - I like to have my back foot slightly off centre laterally towards the heel side edge for a bit of increased sensitivity, but it’s very easy to get it <em>too</em> sensitive. After lots of falling over I eventually got things to my liking and proceeded to enjoy the excellent conditions.</p> <p>We spent all but one day skiing at Rohace Spalena. This mountain is serviced by a few drag lifts and a 1.5km long, incredibly slow chair lift. The blue runs don’t offer any challenge but the main red can be a bit of a beast (I’d grade it as a medium to diff. red). The first 200m is steep, mogul covered and wind blasted - it seems designed to scare the shit out of the inexperienced before they even get off the chair lift. The next 900m has a pleasant staircase profile and is serviced by a seperate drag lift. The final descent to the chair lift is affectionately known as the Wall of Death - it’s very steep and is prone to developing a layer of thick ice by early afternoon. This combination results in approximately 50% of skiiers and boarders descending it using the time honoured “falling over and sliding on ones arse” technique. It certainly scared me the first time I went down it, but after that initial “oh, shit, I’m going to die” moment it posed few problems.</p> <p>The conditions were highly varied. The first two days saw hard packed and well groomed pistes with clear and sunny skies. It was milder and rained on the evening of the second, resulting in fast and icy conditions on the third.</p> <p>The fourth day saw significant snowfalls - something in the region of 60cm. This was my first real experience with proper powder and I loved every second of it (there’s something very liberating in being able to let yourself go in the knowledge that if you lose it, theres a layer of soft snow to hit…). </p> <p>In the evening we went skiing at Zuberec Milotin. This is a single flood-lit Red serviced by a couple of parallel drag lifts (poma type). All snowboarders hate drag lifts, but some are worse than others. This drag lift was pretty nasty for two reasons.</p> <p>a) the down hill take off was so violent it pulled me into the air every time. This is not very pleasant and is painful on the arms</p> <p>b) about two thirds of the way up the track curves and declines. On skiis this is easy to deal with but is more <i>challenging</i> on a snowboard - especially as there’s not a lot of space to play with</p> <p>The piste itself is extremely wide (excellent for those big carving turns) and has a nice selection of huge moguls for jumping off. It’s not terribly challenging though and were it not for the jumps and the novelty of ‘boarding at night I’d have got bored quickly. The skiiers in our group were even less impressed.</p> <p>Unfortunately the fall of snow overnight was so significant it triggered an avalance on the morning of the fourth day, killing 7 Czech Alpinists on Rohace Spalena. Because of this we had to spend the day at Janovky, a piste on the same hill as Milotin. This was again serviced by a drag lift (groan!) and suffered from terrible queues. The main Red was boring - it was well groomed, but boring and packed with hundreds of other skiiers. The off-piste skiing was much better. Part of the route follows a blue run, but it was possible to avoid that and track out across 1km of wind packed moguls and 200cm deep snow drifts. I had a slight mishap on the third descent of the day, landing so deep in a drift I had to dig myself out. </p> <p>The last day saw the re-opening of Spalena and, as it was the 1st of January, we were almost alone. The conditions were fantasatic - groomed and packed but with enough soft powder to make things really interesting. Ania decided that we needed to make at least 7 decents from the top lift in two hours (we needed to leave for Poland in the afternoon) which resulted in us really letting the bakes off. Even Marta - a novice skiier who’s very cautious - let herself go. </p> <p>This was definitely the best snowboarding trip so far - I’ve progressed to the level where I’m eyeing the more difficult black runs with hunger rather than scorn. I guess the next challenge is beating Ania in a race… bring on February and Skiing in Poland!</p> <p><a href="/images/slovak1.jpg"><img src="/images/slovak1-thumb.jpg"/></a></p> <p><i>From left to right: Marta, Lukaz, Ania and Me [Darek is taking the photo, Aggie is practising lower down</i></p> <p><a href="/images/slovak2.jpg"><img src="/images/slovak2-thumb.jpg"/></a></p> <p><i>From left to right: Marta, Me, Ania [Darek taking the photo again]</i> </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=42#comments" title="Comment on Szczęśliwy nowy rok od Polski! (Happy new year from Poland!)">3 Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-41"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=41" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Burgerlicous">Burgerlicous</a></h2> <small>December 14th, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>I can heartily recommend the Slug and Lettuce 16oz Beef Burger of Death.</p> <p><img src="images/burger.jpg" alt="burger of death" /> </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=41#comments" title="Comment on Burgerlicous">2 Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-39"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=39" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Panorama">Panorama</a></h2> <small>September 26th, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>Ania and I just spent two weeks on holiday (much deserved on both sides I might add!). We spent a week climbing in the Lake District and a week catching some rays in Malta. At some point I’ll make a post with some observations and details about both places but until there here are some of the fruits of my panoramic photographic labours. Note that none of these images are completely processed (and they’re PNG’s…), but they look quite nice anyway.</p> <p><a href="/images/sprinkling-tarn-1-small.png" target="_new"><img src="/images/sprinkling-tarn-1-small-thumb.png.jpg"></a><br /> Sprinkling Tarn (631 meters) situated below Great End was our first wild camp spot</p> <p><a href="/images/sprinkling-tarn-2-small.png" target="_new"><img src="/images/sprinkling-tarn-2-small-thumb.png.jpg"></a><br /> A nice pitch at least a dozen kilometers from any civilisation. </p> <p><a href="/images/sprinkling-tarn-3-small.png" target="_new"><img src="/images/sprinkling-tarn-3-small-thumb.png.jpg"></a><br /> The weather turned overnight. By midnight we were listening to the roar of 40-50MPH sustained winds (gusts a fair bit higher than that) battering my trusty Vaude. It’s been through worse; one especially memorable weekend saw it enduring severe gale force winds in Wales at the base of Tryfan that tipped caravans over, removed roofs and left more than one fellow climber tentless.</p> <p><a href="/images/pano-lakedistrict-small.png" target="_new"><img src="/images/pano-lakedistrict-small-thumb.png.jpg" alt="Descent from crinkle crags"></a><br /> This shows the rather exciting descent down from Crinkle Crags via Rossett Gill the next day. From here on, the climb down is nearly vertical with plenty of scrambling required. The cloud level at this point (around 11am) was about 450 meters and we were rather glad to get to an official campsite with showers and a nearby pub.</p> <p><a href="/images/pano-valetta-small.png" target="_new"><img src="/images/pano-valetta-small-thumb.png.jpg"></a><br /> Malta was a bit warmer and sunnier. This is the view from the war memorial overlooking Valetta harbour</p> <p><a href="/images/pano-medina-small.png" target="_new"><img src="/images/pano-medina-small-thumb.png.jpg"></a><br /> This is the view from the Medina city walls. Typical dry, mid summer scenery.</p> <p><a href="/images/harbour-pano-small.png" target="_new"><img src="/images/harbour-pano-small-thumb.png.jpg"></a><br /> A harbour with some traditional Maltese fishing boats in it… and a powerstation on the far right.</p> <p><a href="/images/I_Love_Polska.jpg" target="_new"><img src="/images/I_Love_Polska-thumb.jpg"></a><br /> Not from this holiday, but from a trip to Poland a few weeks back. The items in this picture cost less than £25. Yum yum… </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=39#comments" title="Comment on Panorama">1 Comment »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-38"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=38" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to PERL">PERL</a></h2> <small>August 19th, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p><a href="http://www.geekindenial.com/blog/" target="_new">Hernans</a> Perl monstrosity triggered a round of google image searching hilarity at work, culminating in this absolute corker:</p> <p><img src="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/images/perl6.gif" /></p> <p>Roltastic. </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=38#respond" title="Comment on PERL">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-36"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=36" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Sweatier than a Sumos jockstrap…">Sweatier than a Sumos jockstrap…</a></h2> <small>June 19th, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>My wrists have (mostly) healed now, although “weakness” is still a fantastic excuse for playing terrible tennis.</p> <p>London has been hit by something of a heatwave for the last few days. Surprisingly this has happened during the weekend, providing plenty of opportunity for pasty white Brits like myself to indulge in a bit of lobster impersonation (ie. by getting burnt by the evil daystar). </p> <p>I’ve somehow managed to burn both of my thighs, except for a hand impression on the left (the impression is in white, the rest of the thigh is angry red). After checking Anias handprint [too small - her dainty little hands are no match for this Goliath mark], one of the only possible explanation I can come up with is that after applying sunlotion to my neck I rested my hand on my thigh, transferring some the lotion in the process. </p> <p>The only other explanation I can come up with is that it’s some sort of biblical sign, a peculiarly British kind of stigmata.</p> <p>Now that Ania has officially moved in, my carefully designed minimal-effort lifestyle has been severely disrupted. Some of these disruptions are good, some are… mildly embarrassing. </p> <p>Case in point: we now recycle paper and tin cans. No problem, I hear you say. Good for the environment and all that. How can that possibly be embarrassing? Well, we seem to generate an ungodly number of beer cans (note: this isn’t purely because we’re alcoholics in the making, but because a number of our friends are Polish and, hence, drink beer like water) Unfortunately, the nearest recycling bins are outside Plaistow station and, I’ve discovered, it’s impossible to furtively stuff several kilos of Kronenbourg cans into said bins without getting all manner of disgusted glances.</p> <p>Ho hum.</p> <p>By pure accident we were in Paris for the EU constitution referendum. Despite the best efforts of the French police to stir things up, we failed to get caught up in any riots. Oh well. The hotel was pretty <a href="http://www.hotels-exclusive.com/hotels/splendid/index_en.htm">Splendid</a> and included a view of the Eiffel Tower from the room, excellent (English speaking) service and easy access to the rest of Paris. I think we ended up walking tens of kilometers and seeing 90% of the tourist attractions. My feet haven’t hurt like that since my mountaineering days…</p> <p>To Arslinux: I promise my next update will have some kind of technical content. Maybe something about the horrors of SWT (at work I’m writing Eclipse plugins for a new programming language. Pure Horror)… </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=36#comments" title="Comment on Sweatier than a Sumos jockstrap…">18 Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-35"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=35" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Those slashcode programmers are obviously genius material">Those slashcode programmers are obviously genius material</a></h2> <small>May 26th, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p><img src="/images/slashdotidiocy.png"></p> <p>Look at the “Ask Slashdot” box on the right. Slashdots “headline reader” has been banned by… itself. </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=35#comments" title="Comment on Those slashcode programmers are obviously genius material">4 Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-34"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=34" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Jabba The Hut, courtesy of Tescos Godawful Flu Remedy">Jabba The Hut, courtesy of Tescos Godawful Flu Remedy</a></h2> <small>May 18th, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>Snowball Fight on my dodgy old Samsung E700 takes <a href="/images/java.mov">approximately 5 seconds to load</a>, well within the screensaver timeout. You owe me a beer, <a href="http://www.whiprush.org">Whiprush</a>. I’ll have a Tyskie please.</p> <p>It’s a bit dumb comparing the performance of J2ME on a low end piece of CE kit with Tiger. Most current J2ME VM’s don’t do JIT compilation and are running on severely limited hardware - the complete opposite of J2SE, which benefits from comparitively massive hardware resources and mature VM’s supporting varied and sophisticated JIT compilation techniques. Not that I expect you to grok this anyway… at least not until you’ve grasped the difference between a natively compiled GTK based JAVA app (courtesy of GCJ) and a traditional SWING based app running in a VM. </p> <p>Before you retort with your trademark “but where are the apps, stupid”, I agree - there are precious few decent JAVA apps out there. I think this can mostly be put down to indifference by Sun (changing now, thankfully), bad experiences from the Applet hype of the mid nineties, and the abysmal L&F of the default L&F’s. </p> <p>The situation as it stands today is much better. Aside from GCJ and the native toolkit bindings, there are half a dozen really nice SWING L&F’s, the Windows L&F and font rendering are getting a significant overhall in Mustang and serious work is being done on VM sharing. It remains to be seen if JAVA gets any kind of traction on the desktop, but there are few significant technical obstacles remaining.</p> <p>My final shot: if you hate JAVA and the JVM for it’s memory footprint and performance, you should hate Mono even more. Oh, and you’re likely to see the major distros shipping a full JAVA toolchain well before they ship a full Mono toolchain…</p> <p>Edit: tm sums up what the other half of me thinks:</p> <blockquote><p><tm |werk> SickPiratePhilmes: “omg where are the apps?” “they’re out making a billion dollars. You still want a post-it clone?”</tm></p></blockquote> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=34#comments" title="Comment on Jabba The Hut, courtesy of Tescos Godawful Flu Remedy">2 Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-33"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=33" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to wheeeeee! *crunch*">wheeeeee! *crunch*</a></h2> <small>May 1st, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>No update for a while. Other than breaking both my wrists, I survived the snowboarding holiday in Italy! Both wrists? Yeah. Luckily just scaphoid fractures, though I had significant problems with little things like doing my bindings up (never thought I’d wish for step ins!) and getting into a standing position at the top of the hill. Waiting two weeks to go to A&E was probably a bad idea as well…</p> <p>The new ‘plank and I had fairly heated arguments for the first three days - it’s more than a little sensitive and rides radically differently to the battered Salomon I’ve used before. Things were made even harder by the conditions which were absolutely diabolical for snowboarders. On most of the pistes we were lucky to find 10cm of hard packed ice in the mornings and 10cm of slush in the afternoons. Even so, by the end of the week and was comfortably handling the reds without wiping out every five meters. </p> <p>A nice Bataleon is looking mighty tempting though…</p> <p>Aside from the skiing, Pontedilegno is a very pretty alpine village. Because it was the end of the season the facilities were a bit sparse but there were enough pizzeras and shops with beer to keep us happily fed and watered (especially with Anias mum cooking most evenings… lots of Polish food. Yum yum).</p> <p>All in all a sucessful trip - I’m already looking forward to our planned Christmas trip to Slovakia where, hopefully, the snow conditions will be a bit better. </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=33#comments" title="Comment on wheeeeee! *crunch*">2 Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-32"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=32" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to board">board</a></h2> <small>March 20th, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>I’m off Skiing with the missus in a couple of weeks, so I decided to take advantage of the end of season sales and grab myself some ‘boarding gear. There are lots of snow sport shops in London, but everyone seems to recommend The Snowboard Asylum as being the best. Who am I to argue? The service was great - a dude by the name of Ian spent a good 45 minutes helping me choose the best plank, fit and adjust the bindings and mould the boot inserts. I ended up getting a Nitro Team - by all accounts it’s a top notch freestyle board with more than enough oomph to handle any terrain freeride. It’s probably slightly above my comfortable riding level right now, but I’d rather spend a bit more and get something that’ll push me than buy something that’ll just last one season. The best thing was the price - nearly a hundred quid off at £220. The artwork is pretty sweet as well!</p> <table> <tr> <td> <img src="/images/board1.jpg" align="left"><img src="/images/board2.jpg" align="left"><img src="/images/board3.jpg" align="left"> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=32#comments" title="Comment on board">12 Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-31"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=31" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Praha">Praha</a></h2> <small>March 1st, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>Ania and I spent a hectic three days of sight seeing, beer drinking and traditional Czech food guzzling this weekend. We stayed in a decent <a href=http://www.hotel-rates.com/cz/prague/acc-nifos-praga-1-hotel.html>hotel</a> located about three minutes from the Old Town Square. The weather was pretty much perfect for this time of year - very cold, but sunny and dry most of the time and a light sprinkling of snow made some already beautiful scenery absolutely stunning. </p> <p>Day 1</p> <p>We walked along the river, across Charles Bridge and up to the Castle and St. Vitus’s cathedral. The Cathedral is an extremely impressive Gothic/Neo-Gothic construction, dripping with gargoyles and elaborate carvings. In my (and most Englishman’s, I’d wager) mind, “castle” is synonymous with imposing Saxon keeps. That being the case, I was pretty unimpressed with the actual castle, which appeared to be a French Chateau in disguise. While wandering around the streets surrounding the Old Town Square, we stumbled upon the Prague Sex Machine Museum. This wasn’t <i>quite</i> as seedy as it sounds, with displays of mechanical implements from the early Victorian era to the modern day. </p> <p>Day 2</p> <p>Prague is home to a replica of the Eiffel Tower. at only 60 meters it’s not as high as the Parisian version, but being perched on the top of Petrin Hill offers some great vistas over the city. In the afternoon we toured Josefov, the Jewish Quarter. Visiting the various synagogues and the Jewish Cemetery was sobering (especially the latter, where the walls were covered with the names of thousands of Czech Jews murdered in the Holocaust). </p> <p>We finished up in a Czech pub with it’s own microbrewery which sated Anias thirst for “fresh beer” and my hunger for a decent slab of steak.</p> <p>Day 3</p> <p>Day 3 was “roundup day” - we visited the museum of communism (this took quite a bit of finding), did a sport of shopping, ate more Czech food and topped the trip off with a quick visit to the Gallery of Surrealism (this took even <i>more</i> finding). The worse part of the trip, as always, was the interminable lingering at the airport. We finally arrived back in rainy Plaistow at 23:30, 6 hours after we left.</p> <table border="0"> <tr> <td> <div style="float: left;"> <a target="_new" href="/images/praha/pict0202.jpg"><img border="0" src="/images/praha/pict0202_thumb.jpg"></a> </p> <p style="text-align: center;">Looking down the river towards Charles Bridge</p> </div> <div style="float: left;"> <a target="_new" href="/images/praha/pict0215.jpg"><img border="0" src="/images/praha/pict0215_thumb.jpg"></a> </p> <p style="text-align: center;">Snowy Prague</p> </div> <div style="float: left;"> <a target="_new" href="/images/praha/pict0231.jpg"><img border="0" src="/images/praha/pict0231_thumb.jpg"></a> </p> <p style="text-align: center;">Gothic Splendor, St. Vitus</p> </div> <div style="float: left;"> <a target="_new" href="/images/praha/pict0238.jpg"><img border="0" src="/images/praha/pict0238_thumb.jpg"></a> </p> <p style="text-align: center;">RAWRRR!</p> </div> <div style="float: left;"> <a target="_new" href="/images/praha/pict0252.jpg"><img border="0" src="/images/praha/pict0252_thumb.jpg"></a> </p> <p style="text-align: center;">View from the mini-Eiffel</p> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=31#comments" title="Comment on Praha">8 Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-28"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=28" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Neigh!">Neigh!</a></h2> <small>February 22nd, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>A couple of months ago the topic of holidays came up. Ania decided that she’d be arranging our “winter” holidays [skiing/boarding, drinking, getting cold], while I’d be responsible for “summer” holidays. As neither of us is massively keen on sitting on a beach for long periods of time, something a bit more adventurous than a week in Greece was required. To further complicated things, we decided we’d like to go somewhere neither of us had been before - a bit difficult as we’re both fairly well travelled. As I’d spent Christmas freezing my nuts off in Poland and will spend Easter freezing them off in the Italian Alps, somewhere warm was in order. </p> <p>After poking around on the intarweb for a while, Portugal seemed to fit the bill. That only left the activity - something a bit sporty, but not massively difficult. When I was a kid I spent a lot of time riding horses and have many fond memories* of galloping around the countryside. So, Pony trekking in Portugal. Unfortunately, until this weekend Ania had never ridden a horse. It’d suck to spend a week doing something you hate, so a lesson was in order. </p> <p>Cue a trip to the Sussex countryside and Chateau Messenger. </p> <p>Saturday morning saw her gingerly climb into the saddle. The beast in question, a sweet black and white gelding by the name of “Pee Cee”, behaved impeccably and the whole exercise was a thorough success. Portugal, here we come.</p> <p>(Pictures coming shortly for the folks in Poland <img src='http://www.digitalcontortions.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> )</p> <p>* This is partly a lie. I also have a lot of memories of a) getting bucked off and landing in the mud b) clinging on for dear life and hoping that I’d not wake up dead </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=28#comments" title="Comment on Neigh!">1 Comment »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-27"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=27" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to three in a day">three in a day</a></h2> <small>February 18th, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>Two other big things worth mentioning:</p> <p>I started a new job on Monday. I’ve been working at Atos Origin since the demise of The Small Startup - whilst the pay and benefits were really good, I really didn’t enjoy the technologies being used, the bayzantine reporting structure or the high boredom level. So I’ve found myself a position at another small company (they’re reasonably well established and hopefully past those startup wobbles) working with some interesting technology in a fairly niche market. </p> <p>I’ve also moved to a new flat located in deepest, darkest Newham. It’s absolutely huge, in a nice secure modern block and comes with most of the mod cons (except much furniture - a quick trip to IKEA solved that). Best of all, it’s just 15 minutes brisk walk to Anias pad <img src='http://www.digitalcontortions.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p> <p>Viva London! </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=1" title="View all posts in General" rel="category tag">General</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=27#respond" title="Comment on three in a day">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-26"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=26" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to There’s a spring in my step">There’s a spring in my step</a></h2> <small>February 18th, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>Most Java programmers will know about <a href="http://www.springframework.org/" target="_new">Spring</a> already, but at the new company I’ve had a chance to use it for the first time in a year or so. Golly it’s good - the inversion of control and aspect features are splendid and reduce the amount of needless plumbing code quite considerably.</p> <p>Use it. </p> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?cat=3" title="View all posts in Java" rel="category tag">Java</a> | <a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=26#respond" title="Comment on There’s a spring in my step">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post" id="post-24"> <h2><a href="http://www.digitalcontortions.net/?p=24" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to We stuffed the Saffers! England! England! Roone… wait, <b>Cricket</b>!?!">We stuffed the Saffers! England! England! Roone… wait, <b>Cricket</b>!?!</a></h2> <small>January 18th, 2005 <!-- by admin --></small> <div class="entry"> <p>Yikes, exactly two months since my last verbal spew. I’m worse than that <a href="http://www.ninjarobot.net">damn kiwi!</a> Quite a bit has happened in that time, so I’ll try and cover it all.</p> <p><b>Poland</b></p> <p>I spent a week in Poland over the Christmas break (27th December to 2nd January) with Ania. The first few days were spent in and around her home town of Ruda Slaska. We did some sight seeing, met various assorted friends (mostly crazy) and tried very hard not to offend her parents (not crazy). </p> <p>I have to admit that, in terms of infrastructure and amenities, I was half expecting a country mired in the debris of the USSR. This turned out to not be the case: if anything, public transport was better than in rural England and the houses and flats I ventured into were equipped with the usual electrical goodies.</p> <p>Silesia is a fairly industrial place there are lots of coal mines and industry is everywhere. One of the things that struck me most was how practically every town merged into it’s neighbour. In the UK, towns and villages tend to be reasonably well defined (with the exception of London)… urban sprawl taken to it’s extreme! Interestingly, there were also noticeable signs of EU investment. I wonder if Poland will be the next Ireland? </p> <p>On New Years Even we travelled with a bunch of crazy Poles to Kamesznica for a party and some Skiing. Much vodka was consumed, including something apparently made out of honey. This had fairly unpleasant laxative effects when drunken in quantity, as I unfortunately found out. New Years Day saw us staggering out of bed at a ridiculously early time to drive to the nearest mountain with snow.</p> <p>Now, I haven’t strapped a pair of Skis on for years and boy did it show. I spent as much time on my arse as I did standing up! Miraculously I didn’t damage myself - the only injury I sustained was when we were unloading the car and I brained myself on a low slung concrete beam. Bah.</p> <p>The worst part of the trip was when my flight out was delayed for three hours and I had to endure the surreal hell that is Luton airport. Other than that I had a fantastic time and I’m already looking forward to my next trip.</p> <p><b>Moving</b></p> <p>I’m moving at the end of the week. When our current landlord decided he’d like his flat back, Dees and Sanne decided to buy a place as the timescales on this seem kind of indefinite, I decided to find a place of my own. I struck gold in Plaistow (shut up, Jonathan!) with a 1000 square foot loft style apartment. It’s a couple of minutes from the tube, nicely furnished and absolutely huge. As it’s currently unoccupied, I’ve been able to get a telephone line installed and ADSL is due for activation on Friday, which is conveniently the day I move in.</p> <p><b>Job</b></p> <p>Atos bores me. 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